Revenge

2 statues in a park, 1 a nude man, the other a nude woman. They'd been facin each other for 100yrs when one day an angel brings them to life. The angel says 'As a reward 4 bein so patient all these yrs, u have been given life for 30mins to do what u wish 2 do the most.' They look at each other and run behind the bushes. The angel waits as bushes rustle and gigglin ensues, 15mins later they return out of breath, laughin. The angel says 'U still have 15 mins left, would u like 2 do it again?' Nude man says 'Shall we?' Nude woman eagerly replies 'Oh yes, let's. But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down & u shit on it!