A couple of NSFW jokes.

A guy goes into a pub and asks for 3 double whiskies,
The barman says,
"Are you ok"?
"No"
He said,"
I've just found out my son is gay"!
The next day he goes in and asks for 6 double whiskies,
"Are you ok"
Asks the barman again?
"No"
I've just found out my other son is gay too"!
The next day he goes in and asks for 9 double whiskies,
Barman ask's,
"My god doesn't anyone in your family like fanny"?
"Yes"
He replies,
"My fucking daughter"!

My nan caught me wanking last night and had a stroke....really soft hands.

A Muslim has been caught Shagging a sheep in Wales . When questioned he said it was islamb and could do what he fucking liked!