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Monday, 30 May 2011
Wankers
South Tyneside Council have spent £55,000 on American lawyers to discover identity of blogger called "Mr. Monkey"
Super injunction
Peter Beardsley is the latest footballer linked to a super injunction, apparently the bird he shagged doesn't want to be named..!
JACK ARMY
I am watching wendyball and thoroughly enjoying it. Premiership rugby already at the Liberty, now it looks like Premiership wendyball too ;-)
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Leeds United
Mascherano refers to Man Utd as THE FANTASTIC LEEDS UTD TEAM. (via Ady Hargreaves) http://www.youtube.com/v/WPJ4MdUvn98?version=3&autohide=1&autoplay=1
Welsh bank holiday
Typically it's lashing down today, that has curtailed the gardening, painting the line posts and washing the car plans. Laying in bed preparing for F1 and eating out of the freezer seems to be the new plan.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Bliss
Does life get better than this, watching F1 qualifying on the box and Red Kites hunting out of the front windows?
Another fine bank holiday
Pissing with rain and cool enough to have to turn the heating on. Considering these points it's a warm dry shops day and a warm restaurant later.
Friday, 27 May 2011
My sex life could be on the up.
So 20 chaps from the village having paid the best part of a hundred quid for a ticket are heading up the M4 to Wembley to hopefully see the Swans become the only Welsh team in the premiership ;-) That leaves me and the sheep, and a few women ;-)
Highways Agency Twats
Well done the Highways Agency, withdraw the roadworks from the M4 at Newport and leave the 2 lanes closed signs up. 3 miles of queues ARSE!
Are you insured?
Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the right insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below that cater for most tastes :
Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life
Sex with Someone Different - Go Compare
Sex with a Fat Bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
The only place is Essex
Essex, the only place in the country where on a sunday morning, the women have a higher sperm count than the men!
Marmite
What the papers bloody hell is going on in Denmark? They have banned Marmite and the expert who did it is away and can't explain himself. It appears to be the added vitamins and minerals that makes it too healthy. So shitty fatty salty bacon is fine and Marmite is not?
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Ryan Giggs
Ryan giggs ryan giggs running down the wing, ryan giggs ryan giggs shaggin imogen, he does her up the shitter and now its all on twitter, ryan giggs ryan giggs ryan giggs!!
Bloody hell why can't I sleep?
I see Harold Camping has predicted the end of the world again, and it's a Friday this time so not even time to get a weekend break in.
Friday October 21st according to Harold is the day to put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
Monday, 23 May 2011
BAFTA
@stephenfry didn't win a BAFTA last night but The Only Way Is Essex did. The future's bright, the future's orange. Cardiff is looking good.
I live near a school
I love hearing the neighborhood children play. They scream and yell and, for a few blissful seconds, I think they're being hit by a car.
Sunday, 22 May 2011
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